Charlotte

Ha! Little Charlotte is my neighbor and the funniest seven year old to walk this earth. So before I tell you this story kindly brace yourself, or if you're reading this at night and people are sleeping just put duct tape over your mouth. So my mom, Charlotte, and I were driving home from school and Charlotte got out her lunch box and started to finish her lunch and said, "If I don't finish this my mom's gonna kill me!". Now I know what you are thinking "that's the funniest thing I've ever heard!" but not until this:). As we got closer Charlotte said dramatically, "I can just hear my mom sharpening the knife."