Charlotte

Ha! Little Charlotte is my neighbor and the funniest seven year old to walk this earth. So before I tell you this story kindly brace yourself, or if you're reading this at night and people are sleeping just put duct tape over your mouth. So my mom, Charlotte, and I were driving home from school and Charlotte got out her lunch box and started to finish her lunch and said, "If I don't finish this my mom's gonna kill me!". Now I know what you are thinking "that's the funniest thing I've ever heard!" but not until this:). As we got closer Charlotte said dramatically, "I can just hear my mom sharpening the knife."

The Ice Queen

First of all, from now on you may call me "Ice Queen." The reason is because I eat ice down like crazy. This last summer I've been eating ice so much because it is burning hot outside. Without ice I would be dead. Well, at least I get a lot of water in my belly! Look, here are my friends the ice cubes! So now, whenever you come to my birthday or want to give me a present for Christmas, GET ME SOME ICE!!

I Should Go to Hawaii!

OOOOOOOO!

Bow down to me!

I'm the hula queen! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ah! My hand was in the way!

Hey, Kristy, you should look at these pictures. I'm the Hawaiian Queen. You should have taken me to Hawaii! Look at my hat and my necklace. They look like leis. (See, they're really baby snap beads.) And Ci Ci is my Hawaiian Princess Cat. (She's just bored out of her head, really.) Maybe someday I will go to Hawaii. See ya later Alligator!

P.S. Ci Ci was really bored of Kimball actually.